verylittlebird:

this is the sort of web content i am looking to see every day

verylittlebird:

this is the sort of web content i am looking to see every day


#no

  • *guy ignores me*
  • me:jus wait till my selfies drop

gosimpsonic:

“Hey, these aren’t waffles. These are just square pancakes.”
“I’m sorry, honey, the waffle iron’s in the shop.”
“The waffle iron’s been in the shop forever.”

gosimpsonic:

“Hey, these aren’t waffles. These are just square pancakes.”

“I’m sorry, honey, the waffle iron’s in the shop.”

“The waffle iron’s been in the shop forever.”


gosimpsonic:

What’s wrong, sir? Did I get some in your eyes? The shampoo specifically said “No More Tears.”

gosimpsonic:

What’s wrong, sir? Did I get some in your eyes? The shampoo specifically said “No More Tears.”

#me #gpoy

hervacationh0me:

If my son likes mustard he getting grounded.


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uh1issuh:

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My dad just said “your not comfortable around boys because you haven’t matured enough yet” little does he know im a freak on the low


suprchnk:

engrave it on my urn

suprchnk:

engrave it on my urn


xiggymatsu:

it’s all in the joints

xiggymatsu:

it’s all in the joints